Ahh! Nothing staves off the wintertime blues like a steaming cup o’joe / a jaunt in the hot tub!

I say, that’s rather brusque, don’t you think?

Guitar first, THEN substance abuse and groupies!

10’ off of Beale? Eat your damn heart out, Marc Cohn!

“I can feel the wind in my haaair!”

Wait - where are we going, again? Why the hell is the map upside-down in the first place?!

…Shit!

Forget your peanuts and Cracker Jacks, old bean - I’m going to grab a brew!

Not only was the local cuisine DELICIOUS, they even lent me this smashing new hat!

Dear Dallas Museum of Art:

I refuse to believe this is anything OTHER than what it appears to be.

Sincerely,
Leonard

Finally, somewhere they’ll appreciate my unearthly beauty!

I should be an installation here.